i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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