I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Your penis caused this!
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