...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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