I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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