pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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