I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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