just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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