He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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