I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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