"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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