butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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