on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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