So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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