she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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