She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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