this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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