i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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