I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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