Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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