I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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