I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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