Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Let's get the cat blown out
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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