Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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