That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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