I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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