My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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