i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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