Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The air was thick with penises
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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