I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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