I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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