Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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