big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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