I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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