why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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