that's an acceptable place to lick
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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