Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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