she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Found your dick twin last night
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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