Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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