went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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