it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
