We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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