i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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