Tell her she can't have a vagina
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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