I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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