Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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