sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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