Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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