yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't think brook has ever known best
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
