Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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