If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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