Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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