The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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