Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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