Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
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Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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