I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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