Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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